Top Five Reasons Your Car Is Whack... and mine isn't!

Why isn't my car whack?

5. Your Car Looks like a Micro Machine.


Photo: Cat Scratch

Compare the Proportions:


Photo: Fenriq

My car may only have $10 hubcaps that came with the car, but I didn't spend a grand trying to make it look 'sick'.

4. Your Car Has a Stupid-Looking Spoiler.


Photo: German Pickle

My car does not have a spoiler. It has a trunk. It has an undecorated trunk. You drive a Topaz. You are not going to be going fast enough around a corner to need the downforce. Do you know what downforce is? I am sure wikipedia has an article.

3. Your Car is Unreasonably Low.



My car sits at stock-height. Your car is undriveable because of your lame lowering job.

See the cobwebs?


2. Your Car Has a Terrible Body Kit.


Photo: Xaphanz

My car is a Kia Spectra EX. It is not a Spectra EX wrapped in an Enzo body. My car is what it is. Lame. Your car is craptacular!

1. Your Car is a PT Cruiser.



Not only that, your PT Cruiser has flames on it. That is not cool. It is whack. End of story.

This is my car:



Well, this is not my actual car, but it is a 2004 Kia Spectra EX with hubcaps and not alloy rims in silver. Those are the exact specs of my car. Put CA plates on this one and it is my car.

My car may be lame, but it is not whack.




* Did you spot a whack car or does your friend drive a whack car? Send me an email with the picture attached and it could be featured in my next post! Write: yourcariswhack@gmail.com